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A party game involving a group of males masturbating on an un-sauced Toaster Strudel in a race to ejaculate first, leaving the last man to climax, doomed to eat the flaky breakfast pastry loaded with the rest of the males seamen.
"Tony lost in Toaster Sploogel yesterday and his breath still smells like nut"
When you put a poptart up a womens vagina so far she cums all over the pastry treat.
1. Yo dawg I’m about to finna pull a toaster in the womb.
2. Yo dawg this bitch needs a toaster in the womb.
3. Man: let’s have epic sex
Women: to make it even more epic how about you pull a toaster in the womb.
The act of having intercourse with a woman on her menstural cycle with a condom on. Then ejaculating into said condom, and pulling out. Pouring it out all out over her body like an icing packet, then proceding to give her oral sex.
Hey man, Megan and I went wild and tried the “cherry toaster strudel” last night. It was nuts!
a toaster that toasts 2 pieces of bread at one time. Did you really have to look this up though?
I put the bread in the 2 slice toaster
Something I would like to have
Also an amazing way to wake up
I’m so depressed and want to have a bath and toaster combo.