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Someone with Polish lineage that has use but nothing defining enough to be a specific tool. For example, a hammer.
Person 1: "Did you hear Jacob's the Polish Hammer?"
Person 2: "Nah, he's just a Polish Tool."
A man who is a man whore, disrespectful to woman, and gets Std's. Typically, he says and does anything to have sex with any chick and doesn't tell them about the STd he carries. Named after a certain individual who has taken his classless act to new heights.
Girl 1. You had sex with him too?
Girl 2. Yeah, no one told me he was a Towle tool!
The act of shaming someone for working with inexpensive hand tools. Usually done by someone who has poor impluse control and spends thousands of dollars on tool truck tools (ie.. Snap-on). This person has an IQ of less than 100 and cannot do the simplest cost benefit analysis to realize that they are the moron for investing in over priced tools.
Shamer... Yee Yee, them there Harbor Freight wrenches ain't as good my Snap-On ones.
Shamee.. Pound sand you dumb redneck and quit trying to tool shame me.
Someone who acts like a douche and dresses like a tool.
Girl 1: Wow that guy dresses like he thinks he is super cool and he is so mean to everyone!
Girl 2: Yeah he is totally a douche-tool!
NOC Tool is a person who works in a NOC and is the butt of everyone's jokes, at times they will even participate in making fun of the NOC Tool not realizing they are the fucking Tool
Hay did you hear NWS shit himself least night because he is too fucking stupid to tell the difference between shit and a fart?? What a fucking NOC Tool
(n) When two obnoxious and tool-esque guys battle it out in reference to drinking, trash-talking, hooking up with girls, or other frat-like activities, in order to secure their title as alpha-tool.
1. "Did you see Nathan do that keg stand for 45 seconds?"
2. "Yea, but Kev-O did one for 47 seconds while that hot blonde was watching."
1. Looks like Kev-O won the tool duel.
An individual with zero common sense or logic and tries too hard to fit in. He or she could be referred to a pathetic loser or no life individual. Person could also be called the word sanjive.
"Oh look at that person trying to live off others idea. He's a tool."
"See how fake and plagiarized that individual is, he is such a sanjive."