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After big family get togethers and big dinners one may face food coma imminently. The first one to fall asleep on the closest recliner or couch
At Christmas dinner, Dennis did an Uncle Wally and he was snoring the entire time.
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When a man is standing and has his back turned torwards you. You reach between his legs with your hand, and hit him in the balls.
Glenn had his back to me, so I gave him a sneaky uncle. He fell to the floor in pain.
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A play on the term Uncle Tom. An Uncle Jim is a white person who blindly and pathetically screeches for rights for races other than their own & hates racism, whilst being hypocritical to their cause and act extremely racist to white people. People of colour just think they’re embarrassing and would rather not deal with them.
“Miles Morales feels so good playing with the swagger of a black teen” - IGN
Black person: “christ alive that was pathetic. That guys an uncle jim”
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It is where someone of color manly a black man turns into a white supremacist and renounces being black. Uncle Ruckus is also a character on the adult swim show the boondocks
Uncle Ruckus is a racist black man he many targets African Americans
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Doing somthing really stupid that smacks of fatassed sloth and laziness rather than taking an extra second to do it the right way.
"Look at uncle flubby overthere. He dropped three large pizzas on the sidewalk and smashed a whole 12 pack of beer while trying to close his car door with his elbow."
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A grumpy middle-aged man who became an instant celebrity when a video of him ferociously scolding a fellow young bus passenger became a hit on youtube.com. The young bus rider tapped the middle-aged man on his shoulder to request him to keep his voice down while talking on his cell phone. The man reacted vehemently and scolded the young man. The process was filmed by a 22-year-old man with his cell phone and the 6-minute footage was posted on youtube. As of now, the video has accumulated over 2 million hits and the phrases used by the middle-aged man - 'You face pressure. I face pressure' and 'Not resolved yet. Not resolved yet. Not resolved yet.' - have become the hottest catchphrases in Hong Kong. Newspapers around the world have reported this phenomenon.
Keep your voice down when you're on the bus. You don't want to be another Bus Uncle. You know, you face pressure, I face pressure, everybody faces pressure.
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That one shitty uncle you know, who says that he has served in the US Army/Navy/Marines, and says that he has fought in WW2, Korea, Vietnam, WW1, Iraq, Libya and Afghanistan all at once, says that he has 25 Purple Hearts, 2 Medal of Honors, and all of these crazy amount of medals, and boasts about being a hero, even though he is only 36 years old and had never been a member of the Military for a single millisecond, he is very likely to own a military Jeep, or a Deuce and a Half.
-Oh look Dad, Here comes Uncle Mike, lets hope that he doesn't start to spew out bullshit for the 45th time this month.
-He probably will, I mean he was dropped head first after being born, Son.
-So that's why Uncle Mike is like this, thanks for letting me know dad.
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