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A girl that is so hot she could crap on a plate of your waffles, and you would forgive her -- you might even get turned on by it. The term is also meant to show contempt for waffle crappers who use their waffle-crapper-ness to take advantage of guys.
Our waitress took a sip of my drink before she brought it to the table. If she wasn't such a waffle crapper, I'd probably be upset.
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It's not real!!!
Dont you think it's odd that there's only ONE photo of this 'well known disease'?
If you search the web for pictures I assure you you'll only find the same one that has been circulating the net for months.
And if you study it closely, you can actually see that they have just taken a picture of a vag and coloured it in, you can tell because it's really sketchy.
However, I'm pretty sure those lumps of puss are somewhat real, but a different infection.
Blue waffle, blue waffle.
Is not true.
Totally fake.
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The presence of a severe vaginal infection (known as a blue waffle) during a woman's period. Also known as "mouldy flow" or "cheese paint".
Holy shit man I was gonna go down on that chick but her purple waffle was so disguisting it looked like someone stepped on a toad. I chundered all over her floor and got the fuck out of there.
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This is a physical action where a body part is twisted until it has lost circulation and turns blue. A fly swatter is then used to slap the area until a waffle mark is imprinted. Usually requires two people.
Harry: I've got the flu swatter
Sally: ok, I've started turning blue here from the lack of circulation
Harry: *swats*
Sally: we just made a really nice blue waffle
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tha greatest accomplishment of the african americans, a fine african american dish made by a man named roscoe
get me some chicken and waffles, BEE-yotch
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a hand brace worn to heal drunken accidents. looks like a big plastic waffle. gives the user special powers of alcohol consumption.
wes cullinane has one after a drunken mistake, and has to wear it for the rest of his life cause he fucked up his habd again.
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a useless human being. (non gender specific) the kids are saying this nowadays instead of douche bag.
Jeremy, stop being such a twat waffle.
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