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Wanker Muffin:--- A derogatory term used to define A nympho and chronic masturbator whom you are playfully joking with. Wanker being the derogatory term, and muffin being the cute addon for which to minimalize the offense of the term.
(while talking to his friend Kayla..) I don't wanna go out with you, you little Wanker Muffin.
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Someone who does the same thing over and over again, even though you and everyone else around you absolutely hates it.
David is a potfaced wanker, who wouldn’t be able to do anything even if it was handed to him
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An airport wanker will drag around his/her over-sized wheely bag in complete disregard for others even if they are ascending an escalator (you wouldn't see them going up a flight of stairs). Without looking up from their latest iPhone 6, they mope around the terminal appearing to have some sort of place they need to get to in a hurry i.e. A Starbucks skinny late. At security they wait until one of the staff asks them whether or not they've got any toiletries, laptops, or tablets when finally they start rummaging through their excessive bags to get them. "Have you got a belt?"...."Oh yes I do". Eventually, when they've got through security, they get so carried away with browsing in Ralph Lauren perfume shops that they end up late for their flight, holding up everyone else once again. If they make it to the plane they then have to manipulate their hand luggage into the overhead lockers and end up requiring cabin crew assistance. There's always that one unlucky passenger who has to be seated next to them and hear the never-ending tapping on their stupid iPad as they play 'Candy Crush'. You'll know when you see an airport wanker as you'll find yourself thinking: 'what fucked-up psycho God would create these people.'
"OMG did you see that airport wanker. He spent two hours in the Hugo Boss shop drinking a skinny latte with his wheely bag blocking everything."
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A term used by persons who are refreshingly unspoiled by conventional education to describe literate individuals.
Beggar approaches person reading book On a public bench.
Beggar: Can you spare any change so I can buy some food.
Book Wanker: Here’s a sandwich and a public transport ticket
Beggar: How am I supposed to buy heroin with that, you Book Wanker?
In this case the illiterate beggar used the only insult he had in his very short lexicon.
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Person who drives a car and whilst accelerating resting the left foot over the break activating the break lights
That anchor wanker is touching the breaks and accelerating again
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or a person how is having a finger blast of the ear hole to get rid of an itch or pain to relieve pressure
a deep itch of the ear lope would cause you to stick your finger in your ear, therefore, being a ear wanker . god! stu your a earwanker you've been wanking your ear all morning!
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1. A person who was born in America but attempts to blend into another country's society by adopting their customs and accent in speech.
2. One who masturbates in private.
Joe: So did ya know that Jack's a secret wanker?
Stephanie: Look, what a person does in his own home is no business of mine.
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