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When your gym workout is so solid that every muscle in your body is pumping except for your man muscle so you feverishly have a post workout wank.
I couldn’t wait to get home for my workout wank so I just pumped it in the locker room shower.
When one masturbates in a violent manor causing pain and perhaps blood in the genital area
Hey Davey your mums so hot i had a brutal wank of my 12 inch dong , it was only 3 inchs after such a hardcore session
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When in the act of face book raping somebody you realise you are logged in to your own account and have actually insulted yourself on your own wall.
OMG I just tried to Frape john but inatead told the world I like to lick dogs scrotum I just face wank ed
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The act of male masturbation known as wanking, but with a crowd pleasing climax. The wankee takes centre stage in a circle of wankers and tugs hard on his genitals until they near climax. At this point the wankee then starts to spin creating a spunk loaded version of russian roulette as their sticky load will soon be spurting on a random circle wanker. This recipient of the man-cream soaking then has to take their place in the centre of the circle.
This takes place until at least one person collapses due to fatigue or the police are called.
There are no winners. Just wankers.
Mother: Frank, why is your t-shirt all stained?
Frank: Coz I was with the guys spin wanking all day!
Mother: What's a spin wank?
Frank: (Starts tugging and spinning) Ahhhh take that you hot bitch!
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The sudden panic experienced when masterbating and suddenly you hear footsteps nearby or a door opening, or some other indication that you aren't alone. Usually preceded by immediate zipping, minimising, muting and concealing of tissues.
Dude, I had a total wank attack yesterday, I coulda sworn I heard someone coming up the stairs but it was just tiddles, stupid cat.
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2. when a guitarist plays an excessivly virtuoso solo which dominates (and often ruins) the song, or at least a hefty proportion of it.
Either derives from the same thing as the previous definition, or from the fact that the guitarist in question is playing their solo so vehemently that they seem to be in love with themselves, and so are receiving (metaphorical) sexual pleasure from playing it (as one does when wanking)
Same as other definition
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