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there’s a shark in the water

An Australian exclamation of surprise.

Bruce: Yeah, sí I just broke up with my gf.
Hugh: There’s a shark in the water!

by Sheev the Senate February 17, 2019


Pirate Water

Water kept in a large glass bottle. When used correctly, it can reduce multiple trips to a sink or fountain. Great for social occasions because it looks fancy. Can be poured into smaller vessels or consumed right from bottle.

My friends and I shared a bottle of pirate water during a smoke session to prevent multiple trips to the kitchen.

by kiimosabe September 13, 2016


maple water

That leaky nose you have when its super cold outside!

Man, the maple water is really going this morning!

by Wapus270 January 01, 2014


Ham Water

Excessive fat in the feces. Causes a very oily turd and often foul smelling (not as if shit smells like a bouquet of roses in the first place). See also Steatorrhea for the clinical.

This ham water is oily and greasy. Not to mention stanks. I’ve got to cut out the fried chicken.

by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018


Organic Water

Quite simply, one of the hottest pro gamers you will ever find on For Honor servers. I'd smash him

Yeah, I'd fuck Organic Water. Fax, no printer

by NobushixKensei January 28, 2022


Gnat's-Water

A terribly tasting (often home-brewed) alcoholic beverage. Used most commonly in the United Kingdom. Referring to the drinks similar taste to a foul pond where Gnat's often breed and can be found in high numbers.

"This pint of bitter tastes like Gnat's-Water"

by karientoch March 15, 2019


No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).

Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.

by TheJizeI March 01, 2023