wet poo

Let me give you a scenario. You just came out of the pool and you're running to the toilet because you have the runs. Your swim pants are stuck to your legs and when you finally arrive at the toilet, you almost slip and fucking die from the water. You sit down and try to pull your shorts down to take that massive shit, but it's stuck to your legs because it's all wet, so you have to unstick it yourself. Then the toilet gets all wet, your ass is wet, and you're taking a shit all at the same time. The shit slides down into the toilet easily because your ass is wet, from the pool water. then when the shit stops you try to wipe your ass but since your cheeks are wet, the toilet paper glues to your asshole and it's just stuck there. you can't get it out, its just stuck. you try to use another paper to take it out, that one gets glued too. you give up and wipe the shit with your hands, then fall asleep on the toilet from the chaos that had ensued.

person1: I took a wet poo yesterday at tims pool party. I was afraid of going back to the pool!
person2: same

Wet nosing

When a dog pushes there cold wet nose up against you

Puppers is wet nosing my leg

wet ronnie

When a man ejaculates into his hand and then via his finger inserts said ejaculate into someone’s ear

Hey Mike, how’d you get on last night?

Ah man, gave Danielle a wet ronnie?

Wet wiener

When you spill a Baja blast from Taco Bell on your wiener/crotch area

Gotta drive safely after you order Taco Bell. You don’t want a wet wiener, do you?

Wet drank

Slang for any type of alcoholic drink.

"I'm gonna roll some devil's lettuce and then get me some wet drank."

Wet paralysis

It's like sleep paralysis, except hot babes enter your room looking for love. It's an enhanced version of a wet dream that takes place in the rem stage of sleep. Shadowy silhouettes of hot chicks come in and dance and show you a good time all while you can only stare, as your whole body is unable to move. Best applied when you enter the paralysis with your hands behind your head. This can happen to females too.

Roman: yo I had this weird thing past night, these hot chicks came in and danced but they weren't there when I turned on the lights on
Jamed: "that's wet paralysis dawg"

wet mosquito

When you nut in a girls butt and then suck it out with a straw

Jonah wet mosquitoed Ashly