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guy 1: your stupid
guy 2: thats what your mom said when you were born
(your mom said you were stupid when you were born, get it?)
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When someone has done something highly embarassing, but it is equally as hilarious. Has its origins in the British tv show, "I'm Alan Partridge".
A: Hey, John just ran into that big pole over there!
B: You've gotta laugh when you fall off your sofa!
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when a girl asks for one of your rings it means she’s claiming you as hers. By having one of your rings she has proof of you being hers.
Can i have one of your rings?
yeah sure but why?
no reason
What does it mean when a girl asks for one of your rings?
Your go-to place to eat when you're high.
Specifically after an Apex Legends game.
edwaahd: "Yo lou what’s your go to grub when you’re gassin off the grizzy?"
lou: "Mhmmm"
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That Feeling. Ah. Yes. That Feeling. So Nice And Gentle.
Girl: Hey I just won a game I've never played before!
Other girl: Wow so cool, bet you got that feeling when you won a game you never played before...?
But it isn't over for the woman and it's endless.
Princess Lover! Ova -
After the princess tried to pleasure her fiancé with her cleavage, tits and mouth in a limousine, he finally comes. Just when she was thinking about leaving the spacious comfy car, her fiancé pulled up both her legs onto his shoulders before she could react.
Shockingly, the princess screamed embarassingly, "Isn't it over for the man when he comes?!"
Her fiancé schemingly replied, "But it isn't over for the woman."
Then he added, "And I have to repay your love" while caressing her thighs, ripping off her thongs and tasting her pussy.
The princess moaned with a high pitch, "AWWWWWW......nooooo..." when her fiancé goes on and on, in and in, unstoppingly with all kinds of positions available in the CAR......!
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