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shank

Another name for a urinal.

As Armitage-Shanks is the largest urinal company in the UK, many people just call urinals 'shanks'.
This is the same sort of idea as calling all vacuum cleaners 'hoovers'.

Reading boy: "Mate, the shanks are bare dirt in there, enit?!"
Approximate translation: "Friend, the urinals are really dirty in there, did you happen to notice?!"

by ReadingMassive August 22, 2016


Shank

Shower wank, that is to say to masturbate whilst in the shower.

I wont be home this weekend mum, I'm having a shank.

Where's Greg?
He's shanking.


by starkadder March 18, 2009


shanks

colloquial way of saying 'thanks' or 'thank you'

bob: here's the math homework you asked for
mary: shanks!

by batheebang October 13, 2020


Shanks

Shanks is Luffy's childhood role model. Shanks is currently the strongest pirate in One Piece (along with Whitebeard) and is known as Red Haired Shanks. Sea Kings and pitate captains fear him. He gave Luffy the straw hat that Luffy now wears. Shanks is most likely stronger than Gold Roger, the former King of The Pirates.

Shanks is so good that it makes me laugh!

by Dkline August 1, 2018


Shank

Means to Fail at something.
Made famous by some teenage boys in Bloemfontein, SA

Guy: That girl just rejected me

Other Guy: Man, you are such a Shank in life! Oh my God!

by TheLorax September 16, 2009


Shank

To get FUCKED

sarah:Rachel, that guy got shanked by courtney last night!
Rachel:OMGOMGOMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

by I seriously don't give a fuck August 9, 2018


Shank

When you go for a shit and have a wank at the same time

“I’m just nipping to the toilet for a shank

by breheney04 January 14, 2022