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the expression of deep sorrow for someone who has passed, shown by having a boner
My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.
During sexual intercourse when your partner flips you and inserts the wood
He took me home and he showed me how he wanted to flip the wood
A wood found mostly in wooded areas, known for its strong yet flexible capabilities.
Traveler: I was wondering what that hunting bow is made of?
Merchant: Meedle wood of course. Only the finest wood in all the lands
Lewis wood (AKA The Man With A Massive Knob is from Chester le street (Durham) and he gets a lot of females
The act of taking a shit while camping. Usually sitting on a fallen tree or a man made shit hole.
The act of plotting shit near wood.
Camper #1 I ate 16 sausages and 10 eggs for breakfeast this morning and man do i have to take a slimy nasty wood plot.
Camper #2 Aww man, I was going to hop on the canoe and hang my asshole off the side and take a huge wood plot!!
Music, often from either the classical or baroque era, that is established as being a 'prophetic' form of proto-heavy metal. For instance, some of the compositions of Antonio Vivaldi (1678-1741), such as 'La Folia' or 'The Four Seasons' can be classified as falling within this category.
Dude, you listen to heavy metal? Fuck that! Listen to heavy wood instead.
he is a hot boy that everyone likes and will most likely make it to the MLS. And it is easy for him to take your girl and fuck her
He is such a Kenneth Woods