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To get blue balled. To get to the state of prime arousal only to be stopped short by the females unwillingness to carry out intercourse
Broooo, that bitch smurfed me last night. My nuts are still a bit achey this morning
When a smurf sneaks up on you and bites you on you're neck.
That's how you get smurfed.
Johnny got smurfed yesterday while trotting through the wilderness.
When someone sings part of a song and it gets stuck in your head
When a girl realises that the guy has a smaller dick then she thought
‘Dylan proper smurfed me ya know!?’
The Pg version of saying fucked
Dave: I just smashed that gangbangers girlfriend last week!!
Ty: If he finds out you are smurfed
Butt Fucking a smurf and eating his blue semen and spread it all over the smurfs face
I Smurfed this smurf so hard his ass hole was destroyed
To be wet with water and then blasted with blue chalk meant for a chalk line tool.
Brian got Smurfed by the framing crew this morning for stealing their speed square .