Your first 69 while your partner is wearing hair shorts.
Hey Steve, did you ever hook up with hippie girl Laura?
Yeah, it was my winter of 69.
n. Bleak post-apocalyptic future facing Northern Europe if madmen continue to pursue war.
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Feel that evil in the air? It is the approach of ukelear winter.
In the winter a moose penis grows to epic proportions to rival all others in the animal kingdom. This allows moose to travel over ice safer having a fifth appendage to stablize.
That tall security guard over there is hung like a winter moose. I see the tip hanging out the bottom of his jeans.
When you sprinkle cocaine on a minge and sniff it
I gave my boyfriend a winter minge
The word that unlocks the level power of sigma, aura, and rizz. Probably the most skibidi word and THOSE WHO KNOW out there. Used by 8 year olds to get 1000+ aura.
Hey look! I just WINTER ARC + MANGO + BALKAN RAGE + GERMAN STARE'd up!
When it is a very cold night and you masturbate underneath your bedsheets simultaneously keeping you warm during those freezing winter nights
Bob:I’m legitimately shivering in my bed.Guess I will need a winter warmer to fix it.
The sexual act of cooking mini corns dogs in a hot toasty oven at 400 degrees F for 20 minutes and then proceeding to insert a minimum of 6 mini corn dogs into a XL condom. After this, proceed to freeze for 24 hours in the tied off condom and then insert that California Winter Railroad into any orifice of the body you desire.
Your fetish with mini corn dogs has taken you down an interesting path on the California winter railroad.
“My partner ask me if we have California Railroads set up in the freezer to stuff in their giant phat ass.”