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All bundled up and doesn’t leave the house.
Dude I was trying to get laid but she has a bad case of the winter pussy.
WERE RELIABLE WITH THE LADIES
me; have you heard the song a winters ball?
you: THE LADIES
Its when you masturabate everyday in all 3 winter months
"Dude im did the wicked winter and my dick is smashed from jerking off so much
What the D.O.T. puts on the road in snowy weather to clear it enough so that you can drive "safely and sanely" --- in other words, so that your car maintains a straight level path and keeps all four wheels on the road instead of doing twirlies or back-flips, i.e., "summer salts".
I usually walk to the store during snowy periods so that my car doesn't get rotted out underneath from all the winter salt on the road.
A dingus but she is too sexy for everyone else. She enjoys eating children while they are alive and eats fat chickens.
"Do you know who that sexy dingus is?!"
"Thats Winter Favre!!"
A dingus but she is too sexy for everyone else. She enjoys eating children while they are alive and eats fat chickens.
"Do you know who that sexy dingus is?!"
"Thats Winter Favre!!"