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A moment in time where a female does something completely fucking retarded unintentionally for a large group of people to see.
Dishwasher: *does something stupid online
Everyone who sees it: woman moment lmao
A woman that is loyal and doesn’t post pictures or videos to show off her body.
She ain’t a wholesome woman ,she a hoe.
a dried up old hag that loves to gossip
guest_1297 is a wash woman
1: A women who takes advantage of a man by drastically changing the way he acts, thinks & is.
2: Women who think they can or want to change a man.
3: A controlling feminine woman.
4: Any woman that creates anything and makes it feminine for no obvious reason.
1: Did you see Mark lately? His new girlfriend is a real womanizer, I don't even recognize him anymore.
2: Beth is a real womanizer, she said if Bill doesn't start acting the way she wants she is going to leave.
3: Even though Kristin is a whore she still plays a lady during the day, even dressing her little male dog in pink clothes. She even bought it a pink bed with pink blankets. She really likes to womanize every man in her life.
4: Jess decided to make a painting. It looked dark & moody, that was until she added the rainbow unicorn. It looked great until she started womanizing it.
Woman flu is a dreadful disease which causes seriously ill women to pretend to be well and relentlessly come to work.
The opposite of man flu
Man 1: Gosh, her nose is streaming dreadfully... why doesn't she take a day off?
Man 2: Must be a case of woman flu
An old, large, white-haired woman in her mid-60's who is exceedingly wealthy... not from hard work, but inheritance. She possesses a loud and uncanny laugh, has a butler named Martin, and has a home in every continent.
She will purchase anything as will and seems to have endless capital.
She has a large harem of young, good-looking men.
She believes money is the solution to any problem.
She passes out $100 bills like water and her favorite word is "Money" aka "Maunie."
*During a scene in a movie when everything is going wrong and people are freaking out."
Eric: "Oh no guys, what do we do??"
*Rich woman runs into scene and is out of breath*
Rich Woman: *While panting* It's okay... it's OKAY.... I'm rich!!!"
A Woman who is being colon pounded
John - " Hey did you see that snow woman?"
Derek - "Yeah! Her colon got pounded!"