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yard barge

A grossly overweight person slowly moving/gliding/walking across land.

Wow—She’s a real yard barge now, I’m glad I f*ed her back when she was skinny and looked good!

by 1wiseguy August 23, 2022


Yard Darky

I the 1950s Deep South Rich people used to have a statue in their front yard of an Afro American Slave. Dressed as a butler. This was referred to as a “Yard Darky”. Note this is a racist term and might offend some people.

Farmers Jones just ordered a new Yard Darky from the Farmers Almanac.

by Urban legend member # 2285 April 11, 2024


Mullet Yard

Business in the front, party in the back. A yard that looks conventional from the street but becomes increasingly unusual the further you go towards the back.

You'd never know they have a gypsy camp in the back. Must be one of those closet hippy types with the mullet yard.

by Prof. Pressure April 08, 2019


Yardie yard face

When Ross Eric and Phil drink to much coffee and natter about the other members of the firm until the get caught by the head gaffer and have to carry on working being yardies with terrible dress sense and a passion for being late and unprofessional but at the same time being goofy yardie gangsta wanna be’s with a spotty neck and an obsessive personality.

Rah, that geez is such a yardie yard face. KMT

by RicoKaponasFanPage January 06, 2022


yard sitter

Old couch rednecks put in their front yard to sit and drink Coors Banquet beers

My buddies and I drink beer on my yard sitter when our wives piss us off

by jbrow December 08, 2020


Yard sock

A tube shaped piece of material with openings on both ends, so it can be worn to mask face or warm ears.

Look at that flailer over there wearing a yard sock to hide his identity.

by 406Brand January 09, 2019


Kite yards suck

take first letter in each word to get the abbreviation kys.

"Your so bad!"

"Kite yards suck"

*teacher does not look over because she knows not of this sigma level language

by poopersmyboobersgosuckysucky August 08, 2021