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The act of having someone sitting on your lap when you get a boner
Some guy fell on my lap at the bus stop and he was so "sitting on the badger
Common ancestor to the 'mud pelican' and the 'swamp donkey'. these will normally be very brave in their natural habitat and can often make the first move. BE AWARE. masked under substantial layers of make up your beer goggles may kick in too soon and deceive you. be sure to get a friends advise before resuming further.
He-man.'dude, this chick wants to pull into me, but im too drunk to tell if she's hot.'
Skeletor. 'dude, you must be pissed, thats the ugliest gravel badger iv ever seen'
When a man has ejaculated inside or on top of a woman and she gets up to suck and swollow the remaining cum out of his dick with much enthusiam and zest.
“After I blew my load in her, she got up and sucked every last drop out of me, she is a real cum badger”
(noun)
German for “Healing after the Beast.”
The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband
to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”
“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
A ‘Backwards Badger’ is a regi dab, ‘regdaB’
Are you kidding me bro, that’s not gas that’s a Backwards Badger
shes rly annoying sometimes and makes you want to commit but she can be a great guy if she buys makeup and takes insta photos. sometimes sam like to go to the phillos to take more insta photos because she is a slut
"oh look its sam badger the slut"