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Large, plump breasts. (Usually on a female)
Whoa momma...I wanna stuff those turkey tits.
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The act of vigorously licking a hot chicks butthole, all the while making Tom Turkey sounds! Gobble, gobble, gobble
While many girls may deny it, they all ask for more ass turkey!
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The Dutch Turkey is defined as a sex act where one places their balls into the rectum of their partner and then performs a handstand lasting upwards of 60 seconds.
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This is the Dutch Turkey
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When you completely quit a habit, typically smoking right away. It is very painful and puts you in a very irritable mood. It is very different than giving up gradually. When giving up gradually, you smoke littler and littler each day.
Guy #3:Shut up!!! Both of you!!!
Guy #1: Why is Guy 3 being such a bitch?
Guy #2: He started cold turkey today. He has been smoking for the past five years.
Guy #1: Wow that must really suck.
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someone who talks a lot of shit, either a complete liar or someone who is so full of shit they think they are telling the truth
1) george bush
2) bill clinton
your local used car salesman is a jive turkey. Anytime someone tells u a car is flawless and then tells u to get the extended warrantee is a jive turkey
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When someone (could be you too!) is awkward, put your hand straight up, and the other hand like a fist, while pulling your thumb out and twisting the fisted hand. Then, when something is REALLY AWKWARD (I mean, it really has to be... Really, don't fake it. If it's not THAT awkward, do it regularly, otherwise if it is EXTREMELY AWKWARD, then you do this:) make your hand that's making the fist move in a forward motion, almost like you're shaking a mustard container. REMEMBER: ONLY DO THIS OF IT IS REALLY AWKWARD!
Taylor: "I have a seed on my boob."
Peet: (awkward turkey)
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A term to describe male masturbation.
"I'm going go Turkey Jerk, see you in a minute!"
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