warm the bed

a phrase used to denote 'to have sex'.

She is a promiscuous woman who always tends to warm the bed with new men every night.

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Bed Date

A bed date means meeting your friend-with-benefits for sex.

It sounds better than the more common terms like hook up or booty call.

A bed date is reserved for someone who you don't want as your girl/boyfriend, but you enjoy their friendship and the sex.

Feeling aroused, she went on a bed date with her one and only lover.

His bed date with her was well overdue. Everything about him screamed sexual frustration.

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wish bed

A wish bed is a kind of bed, where you have this bed and you wish there was a girl/boy on it.

A wish bed is pretty much like the wish sandwich.

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Shit The Bed

Pretty English I guess, an expression of complete suprise, or utter contempt at something that has passed. Similar to 'Christ on a bike', depending on the religious persuasions of assembled company.

Ie. When breaking a glass full of vodka: 'Shit the bed!'

Or: So and so slept with that tramp last night!

SHIT THE BED!

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Bed Piracy

Sleeping in the bed of someone else, due to a lack of comfort or sheer drunken madness.

Outrageous, you should try them for bed piracy

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bed spreading

The act of ejaculating over a large surface area

Leah : 'He was bed spreading all over me last night'

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Bonk Bed

A bottom bunk normally used for sexual activity.

I took her to the Bonk Bed last night, she loved it.

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