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Sloober tank

A pool filled with sluts.

There's a sloober tank at the comfort inn right now.

There's a sloober tank over there.

by Pauliesucksass May 22, 2014


tank the forums

when you absolutely need to post something on a forum that will get flamed and/or trolled several times.

Just hope you have a forum healer to reply and settle down the flames.

Tank: I cannot find an answer, how to I build a house in world of warcraft?

Everyone replied: LMAO NOOB

Healer: calm down, he is new and asking for help. OP: There are no houses in WoW.

He had to tank the forums to get his answer.

by Almighty Sandwich September 15, 2009


Tank Texting

Akin to drunk dialing, it is the act of sending oftentimes embarrassing text messages to contacts while inebriated.

Typically, to an ex-girlfriend or boyfriend.

drunk dialing Tank Texting

by JungleboyJames May 1, 2009


Ore Tank

Ore tank = parent

My ore tank took away my phone yesterday.

by Generalissimo Stalin October 4, 2020


Absolute Tank

An absolute tank is a person who is practically a walking brick wall that can easily punk the shit out of you.

Nerd : Hey I dare you to fight that guy

Other nerd: Hell no he is an Absolute tank!

by SeggySack May 3, 2022


Dank in the Tank

To insinuate that oneself (or another) has sustained aptitude and success in their vocation or ambition. This commonly is used to describe a mood, quality of character or state of being.

“Dank in the Tank” is a figure of speech comparing ones success and maintained success to human fertility. The tank refers to the epididymus and it’s dank quality refers to having an excess of seminal fluid. However, it may also refer to a healthy reservoir, or a surplus of human potential.

It is not so much the peak of human development, but it is a state of continuous harmony and growth.

The opposite phrase would be “Dry in the Tank”, or simply “Dry”. Meaning barren and unsustainable.

How you doing, bro?”
“It’s pretty dank in the tank

“Have you seen Noah recently? He’s seems like he’s been pretty dank in the tank”

“My tank has never been so dank

by The Word Excavator January 16, 2020


Tanking out

To overeat, overconsume or overindulge in food, drinks and dessert. An adjective of the word tank to refer to someone of a larger stature who typically eats ALOT!

I can’t wait to start tanking out on all that food. By the end, I’ll definitely feel like a TANK!

by HannieJamZ December 31, 2022