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Someone who is too lazy to brush the snow off of their car before driving it and instead brush just enough off to see through. The result is a vehicle almost completely covered in snow with the exception of a small opening on the windshield thereby giving the vehicle the appearance of a tank.
I almost got hit by a tank driver as I drove into work today after the snow storm. He couldn't see me with all the snow on his car!
A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.
Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.
Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
When pancake mix is placed between the ballsack and anus, and during excersize swear mixes the pancake mix into batter, from which pancakes are made
“Yo Tom, I just went for a run, want some tank cakes?”
An absolute tank is a person who is practically a walking brick wall that can easily punk the shit out of you.
Nerd : Hey I dare you to fight that guy
Other nerd: Hell no he is an Absolute tank!
To insinuate that oneself (or another) has sustained aptitude and success in their vocation or ambition. This commonly is used to describe a mood, quality of character or state of being.
“Dank in the Tank” is a figure of speech comparing ones success and maintained success to human fertility. The tank refers to the epididymus and it’s dank quality refers to having an excess of seminal fluid. However, it may also refer to a healthy reservoir, or a surplus of human potential.
It is not so much the peak of human development, but it is a state of continuous harmony and growth.
The opposite phrase would be “Dry in the Tank”, or simply “Dry”. Meaning barren and unsustainable.
“How you doing, bro?”
“It’s pretty dank in the tank”
“Have you seen Noah recently? He’s seems like he’s been pretty dank in the tank”
“My tank has never been so dank”
Akin to drunk dialing, it is the act of sending oftentimes embarrassing text messages to contacts while inebriated.
Typically, to an ex-girlfriend or boyfriend.
drunk dialing Tank Texting