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Alaskan Mud Flap

When someone else has a trachea hole and you are fucking them deep in their throat, while you are orgasming, your seamen comes out of the other persons trachea hole and lands on your balls.

Bro 1: “Bro did you do the Alaskan Mud Flap?”
Bro 2: “Hell yeah man, my nuts are still sticky!”

by Big Boy Benjamin July 20, 2019


Alaskan Venom Drake

The act in which you ejaculate into a woman’s mouth and then clamp her jaw shut with your hands lean in close and tell her you have an incurable STD. Her body will naturally convulse and then eject the semen through her nasal passage

“Bro you should try the Alaskan venom drake on your girl”

by BBOLLIE December 12, 2022


alaskan doggy style

Doggy style where the girl has pigtails so the guy can use them as reigns similar to Alaskan dog sledding

I just had that girl over and we did it Alaskan doggy style!

by Maxaroonie February 5, 2017


alaskan chub choker

When you hit a girl in the face with your dick, then as fast as possible, you shove your chub as far down her throat as you can. then she will struggle to breathe and she will choke on your cum. when she breathes in, you cum in her throat. the cum will be forced into her lungs. warning – may cause death.. (very brutal but your cock will appreciate it!)

Bro 1: “dude i just destoyed my ex by doing the good ol’ alaskan chub choker!”
Bro 2: “me too! i plowed some random hooker on the street!”
Bro 1: “awesome

by tiweryoung February 26, 2016


alaskan chilli dog

The act of a guy taking a shit on to a glass table while a woman licks the table, then after a couple of minutes the shit is put in the freezer. Once the shit is solid, the man rams it up the woman's vagina whilst anally fucking her. Once the guy is about to cum he withdraws his dick and the shit and cums in the woman's mouth and feeds her the shit and she swallows.

Ross - Holy fuck Trott, you heard about the Alaskan chilli dog?

Trott- No, what the fuck is that?

Ross - Well, let me tell you...

by AnonUDUser February 18, 2014


alaskan apple cider

This is the act of inserting your penis into a females vagina followed by urinating while it is inside

Marshall gave me the best alaskan apple cider last night, and it felt amazing.

by alaskan guy March 15, 2017


Alaskan chocolate bar

When you shit in a rectangular mold and freeze it then forcefully shove it in your girlfriends mouth

“Bro I just made an Alaskan chocolate bar, wanna try it”

by Tiny pickle April 2, 2022