The act in which you ejaculate into a woman’s mouth and then clamp her jaw shut with your hands lean in close and tell her you have an incurable STD. Her body will naturally convulse and then eject the semen through her nasal passage
“Bro you should try the Alaskan venom drake on your girl”
the act where you fuck a girl from behind. After a few seconds, hold on to her real hard and whisper in her ear: ''i have syphillis''The goal is then to keep your dick inside her and attempt to stay mounted while the animal attempts to buck off the rider.
eight full seconds to count as a qualified ride.
variant form of alaskan dragon
hey dude i just pulled an alaskan angry bull on my hookup from last night
really? did you qualify?
you know i did!
ayyyy!
*high five*
When someone else has a trachea hole and you are fucking them deep in their throat, while you are orgasming, your seamen comes out of the other persons trachea hole and lands on your balls.
Bro 1: “Bro did you do the Alaskan Mud Flap?”
Bro 2: “Hell yeah man, my nuts are still sticky!”
Doggy style where the girl has pigtails so the guy can use them as reigns similar to Alaskan dog sledding
I just had that girl over and we did it Alaskan doggy style!
When you hit a girl in the face with your dick, then as fast as possible, you shove your chub as far down her throat as you can. then she will struggle to breathe and she will choke on your cum. when she breathes in, you cum in her throat. the cum will be forced into her lungs. warning – may cause death.. (very brutal but your cock will appreciate it!)
Bro 1: “dude i just destoyed my ex by doing the good ol’ alaskan chub choker!”
Bro 2: “me too! i plowed some random hooker on the street!”
Bro 1: “awesome
When you rub your shit around someone's anus and use your penis as a plunger
Want to take an Alaskan Choclate swirl?
This is the act of inserting your penis into a females vagina followed by urinating while it is inside
Marshall gave me the best alaskan apple cider last night, and it felt amazing.