reach around

It is when you are having doggy style sex with your lady friend, and a gay homosexual walks up and tickles your balls from behind.

One time while doing Jessica Simpson, her gay makeup artist snuck up from behind and gave ma a reach around. Dirty Mother Fucker.

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Putt around

v. Also know as 'putter around'.
1. To practice golfing on the green next to the hole.
2. To have extremely teasing/tantric sex with a woman. Basically, to rub the tip of the penis around the vagina, as well as put just the tip in and pull out again. This teasing of the woman's sex organs can turn her into a wild sex-craved demon. It's not just men who get aroused by a good tease (so long as it ends up with a naked couple in the sack).

1. Tiger Woods should probably putt around more, especially after his 2008 Masters' performance.

2. All it took John was about 2 minutes of puttering around with Jill's downtown bonanza and she turned into a sex-craving wild woman. Men, tip your hats to John for the extra work to get what he really wanted as well. You clever fella.

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Scotting Around

sitting around watching anime and playing Final fantasy. NOT BATHING. ANd eating way to much junk food

dude get off your ass and stop scotting around

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wrap around

girl sticking thumb in guys but while giving a blowjob.

Danyel loves to do the wrap around.

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reach around

While riding on the back of a motorcycle you reach around and place your hand in the crotch area of the driver. To give the full effect you may choose to slowly move your hand within the crotch area.

Hopefully the driver is someone of the opposite sex of you otherwise this could be considered a mistake (see *mistake*).

While cruising the strip, I felt the need to give my driver a reach around.

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fucked around

Used in situations almost the same as Fucked Up.

"Man Shirly dumped Jon cause he got a new dog, that's fucked around."

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turn around

a metaphor, usually used in song, for suicide.

"You tell me that you're sorry / Didn't think I'd turn around and say / That it's too late to apologize" ('Apologize, OneRepublic)

"I met a girl who sang the blues, and I asked her for some happy news / She just smiled and turned away"
('American Pie', Don McLean, referencing Janis Joplin)

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