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Asian Elephant

That species of elephant found throughout India and South Eastern Asia. They have small ears and most are tuskless. Also they’re probably the elephants you find at the zoo. They are more closely related to mammoths than African Elephants.

I went to the zoo and the Asian Elephants were not there

by 🦖🦕🦣🦏🦤🦬🦌🐘🐆 November 13, 2022


asian chicksaw

When an Asian has pent up energy and feelings, maybe even real emotions, and needs to get it all out, so they resort to their primal nature and perform the native American Indian dances of their ancestors.

Joe: dude!, why is 牛月亮 stomping around everywhere like he were hyped up on amphetamines or somethin?
Matt: GF done dumped 牛月亮 and he's having to get all his pent up feelings out.
Joe: Ah, the asian chicksaw I see. Understood, and I'll give him space to work it out.
Matt: So, where does that leave us two now, all alone by ourselves in this tiny room? Is it getting hotter in here?
**Matt and Joe proceed to take off their clothes and have steamy lustful sex, splattering odorous cum and semen over everything**

by Bad C dev July 18, 2022


asian doug

creepy asian kid that phototbombs youre snaps

Look at this beautifull landscape ... and theres asian doug again... every time

by AsianDoug326696 July 30, 2017


Asian Brad

the kind of dick you meet studying for physics 2. By senior year you want to kill him but you also can't make it through school without him. Even though his dumbass keeps bringing ya down, he also keeps you laughing so it's kinda worth the friendship. Also known for being a bit abrasive and judgmental to his best friends.

Asian Brad worked with me on Dynamics 2 homework and ended up just copying all my work, but I laughed the whole time so I'm really not even mad.

by sosengineer October 9, 2017


Asian Sniper

When you jizz in someone's eye from across the room because you come from afar.

好的吧u度 也和坏人 的大将 好多好多好多 Asian sniper 记得减肥

by Mp8q August 17, 2017


Cauc-Asian

White (caucasian) Dad to a Chinese adopted son/daughter.

My Dad likes to call himself a “cauc-asian” because I’m Asian and he’s Caucasian.

by juuliquent December 1, 2020


Asian emojis

A set of emojis recreating popular Twitch emotes but instead of dumb pepega people it's Jayden which makes it 8 times more lit

Person 1: :weirdchamp:
Person 2: I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: Ah yes I forgot asian emojis are much cooler

by MortyBoi December 9, 2020