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Girl 1: do you know what day it is?
Girl 2: yes Tuesday August 24th..?
Girl 1: no it’s national ask your crush out day!
Girl 2: so should I ask my crush out then?
Girl 1:Yesss!
National tell your girlfriend her pubes look nice day
“Hey babe it’s August 28th, your pubes look great”
On 23rd of August in 1966 the first photograph of Earth was taken from the Moon's orbit. People born on that date are adventurous, explorers and open minded. I am one of the lucky ones too which explains my obsession with space and existence.
23rd of August is a special day for me!
You are born on the 23rd of August, the hot but incredible summer day.
National slightly above average dick day.
Liam: I have has a slightly above average dick and my birthday is August 25 day.
Rocky: That’s cool I guess.
August 26th is the day where everything changes. Things are coming, get ready, mind your surroundings. Make it out Alive.
“Hey dude, August 26th is coming soon.”
“No…. No it can’t be”
“What are you talking about?”
“NO. RUN.”
August 8 is National Fuck Buddy day;
Today's the day you fuck someone close
"Hey man, it's August 8, you know what that means!"
"Oh, Fuck Buddy day? Well that's something."
The most attractive boys are born on this day!
random person: hey, when is your birthday?
Random boy: August 8, why?
Random person: because it says here that people born on August 8 are the most attractive boys.