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Your typical cock sucker who only takes 8’’ or more. Prefers jacking one guy off while simultaneously taking it up the ass and giving a bj. Has yet to play varsity baseball
Man Austin Mckinney sure takes it up the ass like a champ!
There is nothing going on in there
Me: I wonder what is going on in Austin's mind..
Austin: HERDURDEDUR
Me: Yeah there is nothing going on in Austin's mind
The worlds greatest couple. They’ve been through hell and back, yet at the end of the day they still got each other. They are each other’s world and nothing will change that. They are meant for each other. Austin treats her like a queen and she treats him like a king. If you ever get a Carla and Austin in life, don’t lose it or you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Everyone will try to break you up but your love is no match for hoes, bitches and niggas in this world
Oh look it’s Carla and Austin I wish I had what they have.
the art of fucking cowboys in the summertime
"damn y'all i had the most amazing austin august last night"
The most handsome boy in the entire universes. With usually GIGANTIC BALLZ but has a addiction to doing vortex’s.
HOLLY SHIT Austin Abboud can do a fully sick vortex.
The scenario of a man having an option between suitors, although not knowing whether the suitors have interest in the man in question, although suspected. Usually consists of four options: choose one, choose the other, wait it out, or start over with a new, unrelated suitor. The scenario usually ends badly for the man in said paradox, and the man is haunted with the thought of what could have been had he chosen another option.
“Yeah, my friend is caught in an Austin Paradox. He’s having a mental breakdown trying to figure out what he should do. I pity him.”