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The act of warming up a bagel, spreading cream on it, and proceeding to have intercourse with it.
After whipping them nando boys ass, i went home to my lovely burg bagel.
A place of gambling, addiction and ridicule. You'll hate it and love it at the same time. Once there you'll get tainted but accept it.
"Dude, I just visited the Bagel Sect and..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Adjective: When you orally consume ass from a person(s) who are infected with the covid 19 virus.
"Dude, she has the rona. Don't be a taint bagel"
Billy: “y’all want some bagels?????”
Chris: “hell naw. Get those sugar free donuts outta my face.”
THE BEST FRICKING BREAKFAST/LUNCH EVER TO BE MADE INTO EXISTENCE
"Oh hey, what did you have for breakfast/lunch taday"
"Oh I had a bagel!"
When someone fucks something up really bad or “screws the pooch”.
Guy1: Did you see joe talking to that stacked French girl? He shit his pants mid conversation.
Guy2: Yeah it was rough to watch, that was a real bagel on his part.
Guy1: Yeah he bageled that shit for sure
A bagel is a type of creature that is composed of bread exclusively for the most part and you know like think of like a tire right like a rubber tire...A tire has a hole in the center and it's surrounded by rubber. That's kinda like what a bagel is, but with bread instead. And uh, bagels can be interesting.
You can get special bagels with their own concoctions, like cinammon bagels.