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Beach Bagel

A girl that gets a sandy vagina (typically sand that is stuck inside and hard to wash out) after sex on a beach.

I had sex with her the other day on that private beach and she got a beach bagel.

by Zikiro April 2, 2015


bagel eater

Slang term for a Jewish person

Those Bagel eaters sure do cut a mean diamond.

by Jimmy frank February 4, 2022


hoot bagel

1.) used to describe a person who is not chill, very unattractive, and will most likely kill your vibe at any party.

2.) a bagel of hoot.

yeah bro im gonna call an uber and bounce, this party is full of hoot bagels.

by nochillbill February 6, 2016


Bagel syndrome

When your slicing a bagel,but you cut your hand too.

Oh,crap!! I need stitches. Now I got Bagel Syndrome

by Hippiechef July 26, 2016


bagel cult

cult needs: 3 people.

we have.. 3 bagel-loving people...HMMM..

c u l t

BOW TO THE BAGEL CULT

by quibblee May 4, 2021


Skin bagel

A skin bagel is a reference to a female vagina

Man I could really use a skin bagel right now

by ScotvanD January 12, 2021


windy bagel

Technical term for ones rear end (crap flap, balloon knot, star chamber, rusty socket, stinkin eye)

David: Hey man! Why are you itching your crack so much? Didn’t wipe enough?
Josh: I am fine. I appreciate your concern, but my windy bagel is talking to me

by DrPhilOnYaBooty May 21, 2020