bar-bi

A female who becomes bisexual only when drinking with males present, usually at a bar or club.

chick 1: "Omg! Lisa's such a bar-bi. Two shots of tequila and she's got her tongue down some chick's throat."

chick 2: "Yeah well if that bitch wasn't so fug she wouldn't have to pull that crap to get dudes to notice her.

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barring-out

When a woman bitches so much it makes them cry and go into a mix of rage and pouting.

Joe: "yo, dude you wanna come chill at my place?"

Mike: "can't man. My mom is barring-out about the 6 pack she found under my bed."

Joe: "shit, see ya next month"

barr, bitch, PMS, disappointment, pouting

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bar code

The wee tash thing that young chaps lovingly refer to as their "might moustache" when actually its just a pile of bum fluff on their top lip!

Jimmy (In a Belfast accent) "Heres me wah!size of the bar code on you!thats a qwaur tash on ye"

Billy " Oh and wah sure it only took me liek a 10 years to grow!"

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blood bar

A vampire bar where voluntary donors give blood to dominants, vampire or no.

I'm thirsy let's go to the blood bar

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Blowjob bar

A Bangkok institution; a bar where you get a blowjob, generally bareback, while enjoying your beer, usually in full view of the other patrons.

I was sitting in my favorite blowjob bar with my pants around my ankles and my dick deep in the throat of an LBFM and at least ten people watching me. I felt like a porn star!

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bar harbor

tourist hell.

A crowd of old people with socks up to their knees and cargo shorts jumped me in bar harbor.

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dilly-bar

the act of falling off of a height and landing, anus first, onto a fence post, steel rebar, or the like. the name refers to a popular dairy queen frozen treat in which a stick is stuck straight into a dallop of ice cream.

did you hear the story of the guy who jumped into a ditch full of water and dilly-barred himself on a fence post? dude now shits out of a hole in his neck.

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