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An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.
Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.
A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.
Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)
“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”
When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.
After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.
The lowest type of woman that pops off and starts shit for no reason. Another name for a trashy hoe that is undesirable by any man.
That girl Madi was out there holding her baby cussing at her baby daddy and the entire neighborhood could hear her. Shes a bottom barrel trick.
When you punch someone in the nuts from behind in between the legs.
I told my wife she was getting fat, so she under Barrel caroled me!
1) When a group of 3 or more people stand in a line holding their hands out in front of them with a slight curve and yell, "Urban Barrel!" One or more people will then run under the groups hands pretending to surf in the imaginary wave. Sometimes the group may decide to collapse their arms imitating a close out wave.
Brah, get pitted in this urban barrel, brah!
Unattractive women with barrel shaped bodies and skinny legs. The body shape usually includes a double chin, curled bangs, and a poodle perm.
My ex-husband's new wife looks like a barrel troll .