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Summer Batman’s is a great, beautiful, sexy person no one else can compare too
“Y’all hear what summer Batman’s did “
“No one cares she’s irrelevant
when you grab somebody by the neck and lift them up
Mike did a batman choke to David because he stole his bitch!
Is a safe word for a friend group when you want them to shut up
Hey Diego remember the golden Batman??
While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.
Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?
Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)
: I'm gonna drive my mustang through that snowstorm
: Dude; that's some risky Batman Shit!
The act of stretching ones sack over their partner and yelling where is she in their ear while they are in fear
Dude my girl didn’t expect the Batmanning yesterday