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15 year old faggot that calls himself a singer, either hasnt hit puberty yet or he's gay, he has 0 talent and is only liked for his looks, and to prove this all his fans are all girls meaning they like his looks not music
girl: i love justin bieber
guy: -bang-....now theres one less justin bieber fan
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Justin Bieber, is a 17 year old singer. Born and raised in Canada living with his single mother (Pattie). Justin always had a love for music. Even as a toddler! He played drums when he younger and now he's a pro. He was discovered technically by Scotter Braun but we all know he was discovered by Beliebers when his momma put him on Youtube singing. He was signed by Island Def Jams. Made 100 million last year, has a movie, over 10 million followers on Twitter, his youtube is Kidrauhl, has been on many magazine covers, has 4 albums, just finished his tour, one book, perfume, nail polish, worked on CSI, nominated for 2 grammy awards. And is my hopefully my future husband! ♥
Haters: "Is that Justin Bieber?! Ugh turn it off! He sounds like a chick! Even though he's loved by many ladies! And Boy Beliebers!"
Beliebers:"Ah Justin! That's my song! Turn that beat up. Man he gives me confidence to live out my dreams. And on top of that he's SEXY!"
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A teen-pop singer I fell in love with after hearing a song on the radio... that is, until I found out the singer was a dude...
Me: "Wow, this chick sounds hot."
Friend: "Uh, that 'chick's' name is JUSTIN BIEBER."
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When a chick's vag looks like she stuffed Justin Bieber's head in it face first. In other words, a pubic Amazon jungle.
I cum face-to-face with a bieber beaver last night at the party. So, whaddya do? I bushwhacked my way right in and back out with a wooly mammoth mount, you know how I roll!
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The best damn singer ever, he's so talented and he writes all his music. He had made a lot of mistakes and he has apologized multiple times for his actions, and he has changed to the better.He became so hot when he grew up. He has a heart of gold and he cares so much, if you get to know him or give him a chance you will find out that he's not that bad of a person. He has a great sense of style and he has a lot of friends, he's a gentleman and totally, genuinely LOVES his fans. He turned into a man and became mature and responsible and trying to make a change. He's also so creative and hardworking. p.s: watch where are ü now music video with skrillex and diplo. it's so creative.
"Justin Bieber is so misjudged"
"The media makes him look like a monster"
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The kid who farts crap and all the girls want to smell it and have organisms.
OMG Justin Bieber came out with a new song!
What do he shit out today?
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The guy who will eventually get his ass kicked by Kid Rock's son.
Bob Richie Jr: Im gonna whoop yo ass!
Justin bieber: OOOOWWWWW!!!
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