Blind Diamond

When Seran wrap is placed over a womens face and the portion over her mouth is cut open for penetration. Then she begins to suck your dick then you cum on her eyes hense diamond.

I ran out of seran wrap last night because I gave a blind diamond.

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Blind Pig

a detroit cop during the late 1960's

During the late 1960's, in Detroit, blind pigs were abound.

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Blind Ambition

noun: When you forget to wear your glasses and you are walking around a public setting. You see your old flame . He/She says hello to you and you tell Him/Her to go fuck themselves. Later you realize that it was not your old flame that said hello and that he/she was talking to someone else behind you. The momentary blindness gave you the courage to say what you felt.

Guy1 walks into a bookstore
Guy1 walks out 5 minutes later
Guy1: Man i just told my ex what i actually though of her
Guy2: Did you have your glasses?
Guy1: No
Guy2: Well that's blind ambition for ya.

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blind jackal

1)Another name for alcohol, or an alcoholic drink.

2) Jackal with his eyes looking a tad unfocoused.

1) Too much blind jackal for you!

2) Peeves, why is Jackal looking a little blind?

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Blind Watching

Watching a movie without knowing the description.

"I"m blind watching 'The Hustle', no clue what it's about.

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sound blind

when you still hear shit and you know what is making the sound but you here another version of the sound other than the generic commonly used versions.

*puuut, puuut* (instead of choo choo)
"Is that a train that I hear? Puuut, puut!"

"Dude, are you fucking sound blind? It's choo, choo!"

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Gettin' Blind

when you drink so much lean smoke so much loud & pop so many bars & you're eyes start closing & it's hard to keep them open you're gettin' blind

I'm on that kickstand,loud, & I'm riding on the magic school bus, I'm gettin' blind!

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