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When Seran wrap is placed over a womens face and the portion over her mouth is cut open for penetration. Then she begins to suck your dick then you cum on her eyes hense diamond.
I ran out of seran wrap last night because I gave a blind diamond.
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a detroit cop during the late 1960's
During the late 1960's, in Detroit, blind pigs were abound.
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noun: When you forget to wear your glasses and you are walking around a public setting. You see your old flame . He/She says hello to you and you tell Him/Her to go fuck themselves. Later you realize that it was not your old flame that said hello and that he/she was talking to someone else behind you. The momentary blindness gave you the courage to say what you felt.
Guy1 walks into a bookstore
Guy1 walks out 5 minutes later
Guy1: Man i just told my ex what i actually though of her
Guy2: Did you have your glasses?
Guy1: No
Guy2: Well that's blind ambition for ya.
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A problem with some people who have trouble with numbers, math, and any numerical reference from time to time. Often related to deadlines and quantity.
Setting at a staff meeting:
Martha: "Jim, did you get the memo?"
Jim: "Yes, you need 4 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 25th".
Martha: "No, we need 6 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 15th. What, are you number blind or what?"
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While your partner is blind folded, you whip out your cock and bat her so hard against the face it leaves a mushroom imprint.
“Put your blind fold on and get ready baby for this Blind Bat”
“Baby omg give me some Blind Bat, lemme see how strong that cock is.”
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1)Another name for alcohol, or an alcoholic drink.
2) Jackal with his eyes looking a tad unfocoused.
1) Too much blind jackal for you!
2) Peeves, why is Jackal looking a little blind?
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1) The state where a guy or group of guys convince themselves that a particular girl is much more attractive than she really is, in spite of plainness/skankiness/bitchiness that is readily apparent to an objective audience.
2) Vision impairment caused by accident with agricultural hand tools.
3) Both.
1a) "Man that's the girl everyone's talking about? She's not hot at all. They must be ho-blind."
1b) "She sleeps with all his friends but he just can't see it. Poor bastard is ho-blind."
2) "Don't stand so close to Bobby-Sue while he's workin', or y'all could end up ho-blind."
3) Todd Palin.
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