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When you're sure that you're about to get a blowjob, but then events out of your control cockblock you.
"Dawg, i almost got a blowjob last night"
"What?"
"Yeah, this girl was for sure going to give me a blowjob, but then her boyfriend called her. He was waiting outside to pick her up. I got an almost blowjob."
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a few happy moments when a man has 3 heads
Give me a blowjob baby, 3 heads are better than 2!
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To put your lips and tounge in a freezer then give a freezing cold blowjob.
After hot steamy sex i decided to cool things down with an alaskan blowjob
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o choke a chick with your cock.
he sucks on that thing nice and hard until you cum all in her mouth.
"Damn Annie gave me such a good blowjob last night. I cummed all in her mouth and she swallowed!"
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When somebody instead of sucking your penis sucks on your asshole until they get shit in their mouth and then they go spit it in the toilet
I've never heard of it but that Chinese Blowjob I got the other night sure was amazing!
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Last night my boyfriend said to lick chocolate off his dick... little did i know it was actually shit as he yelled OH THE TIJUANA BLOWJOB!!!!
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A strawberry blowjob is right before you ejaculate into someones mouth punch them in the jaw and it will make a somewhat strawberry milky mixture.
Bitch you better let me give you a strawberry blowjob.
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