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More formally known as a DDB, it is closely related to the wrestling term DDP. This is a sexual maneuver involving two partners. The partner receiving the bumpkin will hold the ejaculated cum in their mouth after the other is finished. The receiver of the blumpkin, dressed in torn up jeans and a cut off tee-shirt, will then give their cum filled partner a diamond cutter in the middle of the bathroom. This will hopefully send the ejaculated sperm on another journey through the air onto the bathroom floor and walls. This move should be done with care, and the winner can qualify for the intercontinental championship of the world.
Hey Jeff did you check out that Diamond Dallas Blumpkin that was on RAW last night.
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the act of a male individual shitting or pooping in the upper deck of the toilet while a girl goes down on you (aka; sucking your penis), while she releases poop out of her butthole into the lower deck bowl of the toilet.
Jeff to Randy: Dude, bro, Jerry definitely just got some of that double decker blumpkin action dome piece from that random B with the STDs.
Randy to Jeff: Real nice, real fuckin' nice.
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The fine European art of performing the Glass Bottom Blumpkin includes 2 females, 1 male, and a roll of stick or non-stick saran wrap. The male receives a ravaging blow job from one female, whilst the other female, laying on her backside with her dome piece saran wrapped (stick or non-stick), places her face strategically under the male's external anal sphincter. As the male approaches the ultimate climax, he sprays his doo doo butter on the second females saran wrapped dome piece.
At a social event, Nathan explains to Hari last night's turn of events.
(Hari): Yo man what happened with those two bitches last night? Jill looked all disturbed this morning.
(Nathan): OH YEAH! That bitch and her friend gave me a Glass Bottom Blumpkin last night!
(Hari): NO WAY!
(Nathan): Yeah man, I put saran wrap on Jill's face and she laid down under my asshole, then, Pam gave me an amazing blow job while i shat immaculately on Jill's head.
(Hari):....
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Similar to a normal blumpkin - a la getting dome while taking a dump- however with a very important twist...
Once in the process of gettin dome, you must procure a sombrero and put it on the girl giving you dome. Then push in the center of the sombrero and fill in the dent with nacho cheese, fill the brim with tostidos, then enjoy the greatest gift on God's world.
Mike: Yo nick you look spent as hell, and why do you have nacho cheese all over ur face?
Nick: Cuz i just got a blumpkin con queso mothafucka!!!!
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A mix between a Slippery Slepunker and a Blumpkin. It's when you shit into a condom while someone is giving you head on the toilet. Then you fuck the person giving you the Blumpkin.
Last night I was giving Tom a blumpkin and he fucked me with his shit. It was warm... Oh, Tom gave me a Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin last week. So sneaky!
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This is the seldom seen or even dared mentioned circumstance in which two homosexual males partake in a rare ritual whereby one gentleman places the scrotum (or nutsack) of the second honorable gentleman in his mouth while the second gentleman defecates into a toilet bowl. When the act is completed roles are swapped and they are having themselves a mighty fine Blumkin Tea Party. (May take place with 2 or more guests).
The Puerto Rican janitor was subsequently arrested after inviting two male pupils to a Blumpkin Tea Party in the janitor's closet.
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Awkwardly-Social human who tends not to fit into crowds (even anti-social crowds), often doing random acts of stupidity for attention, or slowly fading away into the Master universe of all blumpkins in which the Original Blumpkin controls.
"hey bro whats up"(normal human sentence) "man imsoo high lets get high, bro can i go to the store for you for a smoke even in -50 i dont care bro, hey bro dont you love lil wayne i love lil wayne bro"(blumpkin sentence)
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