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A baby whos mom drank 1000 bottles of any alcohol while pregnant
“Damn!!! That baby got 10 feet what the tuck!!!”
“ Must be a 1000 bottle baby 👶👶👶👶🍻🍷🥂
You know what---let's catch a cab back home because Serge has really been hitting the Russian bottled water pretty hard tonight and he just shouldn't drive.
Similar to "Holy crap!", "Jesus Christ!",
or "What the hell?!"
"Christ in a Coke bottle!! Grandpa pissed himself again!"
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When you throw an empty soda bottle at a retarded kid and he calls you "Chuck".
Hey Chuck, Chuck the bottle thrower, you threw a bottle at me, bozo.
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When you've had a long day at work and no longer have the desire to feel your face, your friends are kind enough to pick you up and supply you with a pregame squeeze bottle. Who knows what's in it and, let's be honest, who cares.
Man I had this long ass shift the other day while everyone else was getting tanked. It was okay though because when Steve picked me up he brought a pregame squeeze bottle.
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The day after a girl has finished her period, then has sex, the next day she bleeds a little more.
I had sex last night with Jon and this morning I was bleeding again I guess he tapped the Ketchup bottle.
My husband was tapping the ketchup bottle to get the last bit out. I was very happy he did!
We were tapping the ketchup bottle and the kids woke up.
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Its when you flip an bottle and u land it
The water bottle flip is so LIT
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