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When you a have a wad of hair in your butt crack without any explanation
Person 1: Damn I just pulled a wad of hair out of my ass
Person 2: oh no you have a butt clog
Person 1: I wonder why...
Its when you don't tan naked and you're body and butt are different skin tones.
Frost butt is the feeling of immense coldness on one’s butt, after sitting on a cold toilet seat. It frequently happens when a window to the bathroom was left open in the wintertime.
Oh man, Andy left the window open again and now I’ve got Frost butt.
When you have a strong cheese-like odor omitting from your asshole
"Hey, man, how did it go with Victoria last night?"
"Man, she had some mean ass cheddar butt"
When the fatty tissue of an individual's lower back is pressed together by the waste belt of their trousers, giving the appearance of an abnormally long anal cleft, or "Bonus Butt".
The phenomenon is frequently observed when an overweight individual leans forward while wearing a short T'shirt. Bonus Butt sightings are often reported at Ikea and other discount furniture stores, where the obese can be seen plopping and rolling around on various furniture items.
"Gross. I just got an eye full of Tammy's Bonus Butt."
"Don't bother. Nothing in there but boomachs and Bonus Butts"
"That is a tasty Bonus Butt. Yum yum yum."
When you're going to have diarrhea and you're trying to poop but nothing comes out and you wipe anyways and it 's just that slime on the toilet paper.
I've had diarrhea all day and now when I try to poop all I have is butt phlegm
A crap, roughly yellowish in color thanks to eating too much cereal that is high in whole grains, e.g., Life, Oatmeal Squares or Cracklin' Oat Bran.
A thick, runny shit in the color of low grade cheddar, usually from eating too much breaded chicken with sauces.
"I just left some high quality butt cheddar in the toilet, you've been warned"