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carl the shark is the smallest shark in the world he lives under the smallest pebble in the ocean so good luck finding him, but if you do you will never want to touch him. his mouth can open to the size of the largest living thing.
carl the shark will absolutely destroy you
The inner Greatness black Carls have.
Man my friend Carl has lots of Carlness.
Violent eruption of liquid poop on the sternum of your tied up BDSM sexual partner while in the middle of telling them a story.
"Hey, I know we are in the middle of un-sanitary genital interaction while you are handcuffed to the bed. But I want you to meet Volcanic Carl. (loud but noise)"
Sexiest man to walk the earth.
Carl Sagan gets my dick rock hard
Evan is a badass bitch who gets all of the ladies and gives his cock to many and is a badass dirt bike rifer
Dam i really pulled an Evan Carl today
The most handsome and sexy guy to ever do it. He also has a very big dick.
Juan ”Isn’t that Carl-Jo?”
John: “Yep, definitely is!”