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The act of masturbating in front of a woman onto a towel in her carpeted bedroom thats also dimly lit. But little does she know you have some fishing line tied around your big toe looped around the tag of the towel on the ground. And just before you ejaculate you swing your foot back sending the towel flying backwards exposing the carpet in her room, you then proceed to cum all over her clean carpet.
Oh man I visited Tracey the other night. She was irritating me so I grabbed some fishing line and surprised her with A bit of the old Houdinis magic carpet action. She wasn't happy but was getting the steam cleaners in that week anyway.
The Oroville Carpet Stain is where you blow a load in a girls hair and proceed to give her a nuggie, rubbing in the load.
After coitus, she begged for the Oroville Carpet Stain.
When you shove 100 dollar bills up someones ass and they fart them out and make them fly like Aladdins magic carpet.
Bro, the other night we got some strippers and had them Aladdins Magic Carpet through the living room
Extreme traction or having lots of grip. Common lingo among gear heads.
Bro, your MX-5 handles like a mad cat on carpet!
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a person of african ancestry. black skin, wide nose, thick lips and when their frizzy hair is short enough, it feels like carpet to touch.
can also be known as shitskin, tar baby, inkface and thicklips.
Daniel: "Touch Ashleys hair, it feels like carpet."
Jesse: "I want to rub my ball sack on his his 'carpet hair'."
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During reconstruction after the civil war in the southern U.S. there were notherners who came down who were called scallywags and carpet baggers. The word scallywag meant troublemaker and carpet-bagger was an allusion to the bags carried by the norther buisness men who came just to profit. The use of both of these terms was in effect of any person seen as one of these type of people, regardless of race.
I learned about people who former confederate supporters reffered to as scallywags and carpet-baggers in My U.S. history class in 11th grade when the unit vocabulary was being discussed.
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Also known as a trifecta, a magic carpet ride is when a person takes a bong hit, followed by a bee sting and then finally an opiate.
"John won't be able to make the party tonight, because he took one too many Magic Carpet Rides."
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