A term for the penis of a red-headed male.
Matt is for sure rocking a baby carrot dick.
A nerdy ass cat bitch who gets Id'd at the tarvern on a Friday night what a loser.
Oooh wow mouth carrot...... what a loser
The act of cream pieing a female and sticking your dick back in as the cum drips out of her vagina
Oh yeah dude I definitely put my Carrot in the Ranch
A carrot that is weirdly shaped to look scary.
Instead of carving a pumpkin you could carve a carrot.
Kevin:are you going to carve a pumpkin on Halloween and make a scary pumpkin.
Me:no I’m going to carve a carrot and make a scary carrot.
i would guide that/lead that or i will help you with that.
positively entertaining :)
boy: i want to go to college but i'm not sure how
guidance counselor: id carrot that
The french carrot is a time to describe when you can't find your dildo so you steal a carrot from the grocery store or your neighbours yard
Where have all our carrots gone? We had half a bag before the dinner party?
Im not sure , but i think our daughter might be doing the French carrot again.
When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.
I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.