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history of king william making carrots orange because in 1500 they were FUCKING purple or something.
I fucking hate purple carrots!
Me too, lets make them orange!
Fuck yeaaaaaa! History of carrot
King william hates purple karrots and made them orange.
Fuck yeeaaaa! history of carrot.
蘿蔔頭
nipponese they bald on top of head but they tie hair grown out from side into a bun
yee yee ass haircut
look like carrot on head
stfu stupid carrot heads☕️ im bomb ure cluntry tokyo nagoya osaka oyama Oppenheimer style...
Carrot filling is when you take a bag of baby carrots and put a carrot in every hoLe of your body for pleasure. Nose, ears, butt (no exception) the act of the carrots filling your body gives you huge amounts of pleasure
"I told Becky I was into carrot filling, and the next time she came over to smash she brought a bag of baby carrots, I knew that night was going to be so hot"
used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
Going in a public voice call and shunning your friend from said call. Then demanding privacy in that public call. AKA a nickellise
Nick and Ellise are pulling a zest carrot melon ball.
There’s a food called big white carrot.
‘That’s right!’
I heard you really like it