Throwing blind punches with no technique.
Throwing windies
“The silly cunt just started throwing windy carrots at everyone in sight”
Those wind sock things that are orange and look like carrots
Oh look at those carrot balloons blowing in the wind!
Playing Fifa with delusion thinking you are the best of the best of the best
Look at him he thinks he’s a human carrot
An alternative way to discreetly refer to sex. In close resemblance with phrases such as "bury the bone".
Man- "Hey there baby, how about you come on over to my house and we can dip the carrot in the mayonnaise".
Woman- Nigga what
Born from phone autocorrection failure by user free_Is6670, in twitch streamer Dee_dandy's chat, early 2021.
Used in amusing context instead of auto-correct when typo's are made.
"I am sorry my auto-carrot is acting up."
To tie ones penis or clitoris up with a string until it turns purplish and taking a cheese grater to it till it creates a "sauce".
Different sides of the cheese grater for different consistency, season for added flavor and serve on your favorite dish or face.
Purple carrot marinara sauce: fresh made
Johnny wanted to make his home made dish for Sarah but didn't have spice for his purple carrot marinara.
Insincere offers of incentives used in place of actual incentives or as virtue signaling. Mentioning funding, promotions or benefits without the authority, intention or ability to deliver.
“Management has nothing left to offer us apart from some carrot-waving. Frankly, I’m more worried where that carrot is going to end up.”