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If you don't know then its too wild for you. Gobble gobble baby. Starts with a wild turkey and then ends with sex in a bed. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken, I don't know.
Me and my girl were catching the crazy turkey last night.
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A lot like a cleveland steamer, but you try to catch it in mid air.
I hope she had some fiber before we play 'Catch the Oompa Loompa' or its just going to end up a regular old cleveland steamer.
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Sexual intercourse engaged in to make up for having missed opportunities for sex. The missed sex could be due to your partner traveling, or being too busy, or having a fight. This is different than make-up sex. With make-up sex there is one sex act which accomplishes the goal. With catch-up sex you have to compensate for all the sex you missed having.
Wife: That was really good sex.
Husband: Yes, but we'll need to do it again in 2 hours.
Wife: Why on earth?
Husband. We were mad at each other for a week. We would have had sex 5 times in that week. We have four more to go.
Wife: Oh yeah, catch-up sex.
Joe: Hey want to go to the driving range tomorrow?
John: No, I can't. I have to stay home with my wife all weekend.
Joe: Honey-do list?
John: Sort of. I was out of town for two weeks straight, tomorrow is dedicated to catch-up sex. I have to honey-do her a lot.
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Wanna to catch a flight to boston with me?
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If you are underage and you want to date someone who is legal you would tell them to catch your case because it is illegal for a person who is legal to date or have any sexual contact with a minor
1.you can Come and catch this case John
2.You can Come and catch this case
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Lady feminists want to be treated equally, until they are.
And then she was all like: "How could you treat me like that... I'm a woman!"
Feminist Catch-22, amrite?
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