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A person who is outspokenly racist, and is unashamed of that fact.
Joe isn’t just racist, he’s classically based
A person who is openly racist, and unashamed of that fact.
That man isn’t just racist, he’s classically based
When a British person comes online with the intention of spamming dnc in group chats
Person: Asks a question or says a statement
Fade: dnc monkey
Everyone in said group chat: Always pulling a fade classic....
An old hookup whom you have lost contact with, only to bring her back, in order to simulate the feeling of a new hookup.
"We should get some new ladies, although nothing feels newer than a classic chick"
A school full of dummies, but they actually work hard. This school gives you tons and tons of schoolwork to do and it will make you stress asf! But you know, its called pre-college work, so like yea. BUT BUT overall don't go date no guys over there too, they are all stupid and dumb ass fucks too!
Hey, you heard about Nova Classical Academy?
Yeah? Why?
Its kinda gay
When you're doing anal with your partner, then go soft to pee in their butt. You let your junk marinate in piss (like a cucumber turning into a pickle), then once you pull out, you drink the pickle juice.
"Dude, did you hear? Randy gave Kurt the ol' Vlasic Classic last night!"
"Nice."
“I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a single one that doesn’t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.
Hym “Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”