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Someone who acts like they’re innocent and just your mans friend but down to fuck him the first chance they get behind your back.
Tiffany was my friend till I found out she a closet hoe.
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noun, a person you would not normally tag as a dirty person because they put whatever is messy out of sight. For example into a drawer or closet where one does not normally look.
On the surface, Jenny is a really nice girl. But beneath her happy and bubbly exterior lies a closet slob so bad that if you opened her closet doors, there would literally be an avalanche of random junk.
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When you eat a ton of food but you're still skinny.
"That guy eats a shit ton of food on the daily, but he still manages to maintain a weight of 70kg. He's a closet fatass"
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Cleaning another persons carpet of any cocaine crumbs with the agility of a monkey cleaning bugs off it's breatherins back.
Did you just see that slob mop the closet?
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A closet monster is someone who puts down someone else for doin drugs, mean while staying in a closet or bathroom or closed in area hiding their own drug use.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.
When doin drugs, be weary of Closet Monsters?
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You're afraid of admitting to rooting for the Dallas Cowboys. So, you go overboard pretending to root for another team.
Guy at the bar, says go Tampa Bay!! But, talking Cowboys for 5 minutes prior. I say, wow what a closet cowboy!
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a juggalette who is not open about being one, she still always has your back, and loves her family.
That bitch is such a closet juggalette
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