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one who guards the cock of a friend from unsightly females
Whoa man, there's alot of ugly bitches at this fiesta, could you be my cock guardian after these twelve shots of yeager take away my judgement?
To ruin a good thing. Philadelphia-area slang. Etymology: allegedly originated at a party where a drunk attendee actually stuck his penis into the birthday cake, preventing everyone else from wanting to eat it.
Mary: Honey, my mother is coming to visit this weekend, so you're going to have to cancel your camping trip.
Bob: Well that really cocks the cake!
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"Dude, don't tell your girlfriend you've been cheating on her. You've got a good thing going, and you're just going to cock the cake!"
Most of the male population in Europe has an uncircumcised penis.
Since Joe and George are from London, there’s a good chance they have a Euro Cock
the complete opposite to cock-blocking, usually helped by a wing man by introducing you to a girl your too nervous to talk to.
the other day my friend was cock-coaxing me when i was too sackless to talk to that hoe
Basically, the opposite of a boner.
If you see something utterly disgusting where instead of getting aroused, you get turned off.
an example of a cock shrink could be witnessing your parents having sex.
Megan: "Lets have sex"
Joey: "Okay!"
Megan: "ohh harder John! err uhh i mean Joey"
Joey: "I'm not in the mood anymore, thats a cock shrink."
Or
Brian: "I need to go jerk off" *Walks to bathroom to jerkoff and sees dad on toilet* "uhhh nevermind, my cock shrank"
The art of being able to shove and swallow whole cocks (cockerels) down ones mouth within a short time
"Look at that elephant god... He swallowing all those cocks at once... He must be one of those cock guzzlers I told you about"
1) When a cocky and conceited male trys to assert his dominance over another man, or group of men, in an overly conceited manner.
2) The act of walking around thinking your better than everyone just because you do 1 or 2 cool things.
1) Dude, Ronnie just closed the deal he was working on and he’s been hot cocking it the whole afternoon.
2) Man, DarDae and Marron got some girls numbers on accident last night and they’ve been hot cocking all damn day!!