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A plastic cone, usually orange, with a wide flared base which is used to divert traffic on roads when maintenance work is being carried out.
With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.
Abeer: “Have you heard the news about my favourite rapper T Pain?”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”
when you pack too much weed into your bowl and you either
- run out of breath
- choke on the smoke
- the conepiece blocks
and you don’t sink your cone in one rip
stop bitching your cones cunt that’s a waste of weed
a genre of music characterized by slow, heavy drums, distorted guitars, lots of bass, and usually baritone saxophone.
“what do you think of this song?”
“it’s so cool! i love traffic cone rock!”
When you have sex with another person and that person shits on your dick in a swirling motion to create what looks like a soft-serve ice cream cone.
Person 1 - "Bro, this chick just gave me the dirtiest Ice Cream Cone last night!"
Person 2 - "Damn, that's crazy."
The shape of a severely over weight woman that has thin legs but spills out of their pants like a cone of soft serve ice cream. 🍦
Jasmine:"Ice Cream Cone!"
Elle:"You want ice cream?
Jasmine:"No, over there, that fat lady looks like a soft served ice cream cone!"
Elle:"You are what you eat!"
A sarcastic responce to a lame joke that does not actually make you rofl
Kelly's jokes suck, and whenever she texts me one I just respond by saying rofl cone, so that she feels funny.
Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.
Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.