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When an uncut penis gets covered in shit from anal and gets trapped under the foreskin.
Bro, Steve got a mud cone after him and Sarah tried anal.
Cone-owner: He gulped from her diva cup as if it were the fountain of youth.
Cone-owner: He gulped from her diva cup as if it were the fountain of youth.
White man with a black penis.
Mike: I think I have a new fetish. White dudes with big black cocks.
Matt: Ohh you like that Chocolate Dipped Vanilla Cone?!
Someone who steals a traffic cone off the road and tries to sell it.
Bloke 1: "Is that guy selling stolen building equipment?"
Bloke 2: "What a cone artist."
The remnants of an ice cream cone left in ones beard, shirt, lap, the table or stuck to your arm.
That cone from Micky D's was so good I still have cone crumbs on my shorts!
Hard small cock in a moist pussy
"Daddy I want you to cone me!"