Covid-19

The virus that has killed way too many people, ruined baseball season, causes people all over the world to panic, made everyone go out and but masks, made entitled white moms go to every store to but as much toilet paper as possible, and just fucked our 2020

dan-Man Fuck Covid-19
mark-Suuussshhh you don't want the white moms to hear you say that

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Covid-133

Contracting the virus for the 6th time, Very unlucky if I do say so myself.

Ricky: Oh, man. I have COVID-133.

Jason: Oh.

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covid cowboy

A person who intentionally spreads the Covid virus.

That Covid cowboy is licking doorknobs.

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Covid-🌡

When temperature checking is unreliable in detecting those who are infected with the coronavirus but have no symptoms, or in identifying those who have symptoms but show no fever.

What percentage of people who have active Covid-19 would remain undetected due to Covid-🌡 failure?

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The Covid Economy

The revenue generated in the aftermath of the coronavirus pandemic for countries that are early or ready to seize business opportunities, be it through the export of face masks, vaccines, or medical equipment.

How much is the Covid economy worth annually, as big and small developed countries leverage on the misfortunes of other nations to revive their economy and increase their GDP?

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Covid-β

Read as “Covid-beta.” Also known as the B.1.351 or “Beta” variant. The South African variant, which has been detected in at least 40-odd countries, is believed to evade antibodies, thus making recovered infected people despite their existing immunity prone to reinfection.

Insufficient data cannot conclude whether Covid-β causes more severe illness than earlier versions of the coronavirus, or whether current vaccines may be less effective for this variant, which may also be transmitted faster.

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COVID-λ

Read as “Covid-Lambda.” A Covid-19 “variant of interest” according to WHO, which was first identified in Peru in December 2020—it is believed to be more transmissible than the original strain of the coronavirus, but less deadlier than the delta variant.

To protect against variants like Covid-⍺, Covid-𝛿, and Covid-λ, getting vaccinated, avoiding international travel, mask wearing, physical distancing from others, and not attending large social gatherings would minimize the odds of infection and reinfection.

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