The act of smearing duck pate and caviar on someone's gooch to devour.
I gave my best friend John a right good oxford cracker.
A peson that is being completly unreasonable/ or getting out of control with rage
"Joe is being a complete cracker hole today! Who shat in his wheaties?"
unreasonable
jerk
ass hole
Someone who relentlessly pursues a seemingly hopeless situation
She is a rat on a cracker with that guy. No matter how many times he turns her down for a date-she still keeps asking.
The little bits of poo which can get stuck in the hairs around your bum hole and not get found till dried out, the next day
Billy was in a hurry wiping his arse and carelessly left some arse crackers which remained undiscovered till he wiped again the next day.
When you're so hungry you'll eat a hammer made of crackers.
Catlian was so hungry she was eating a hammer-cracker!
Someone who's ankles are so fragile in basketball that they brake whenever anyone makes a move
God damnit! Robbie's such a crunch cracker. He's in pieces cuz a guy made 1 crossover!
A small person that has no other talents than being able to crack ankles due to their short stature.
Person 1: "Damn, that Peyton is such an ankle cracker."
Person 2: "Yeah, no one even saw her coming."