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The anal swab you do at the clinic, like a pap smear, but instead involves inserting a sterile cotton swab into your lower fun zone.
I got a crap smear last night and it still hurts.
A game enjoyed by males by hooking up with a random taking her back to her place have sex and wait for her to fall asleep then taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing and gap it out of there could also be called the tap crap and gap
Met a random last night and done the tap and crap in under an hour was a new record
The act of sitting on the toilet/ in a bush to get rid of the waste in your body
Watch my back, im having a crap in this bush
When someone passes by (like a drive-by shooting) to fart on someone
A mildly crass way to describe actions either on purpose or by accident causing a denial of service or inconvenience to others by putting out a large useless volume of something.
Some corporate asshat caused a ton of support calls due to his badly coded app crap flooding the network with traffic.
The action of snapchatting and shitting simultaneously.
"The shower curtains and mirror were an obvious give away John was doing a snap and crap."
Someone who travels the world in search of the rarest and finest pieces of crap.
I recently quit my job to become a crap collector.