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International Soulmates Day
It is the day when the first person to ever have a soulmate forced himself out of the womb hurriedly so that he could be born in the same year as his soulmate, now every year we celebrate this day in honour of two of the first soulmates to ever exist and hope we can all achieve the same fate.
Newborn baby in baby language: "This is weird, I woke up in the morning and I feel like something that had been missing my whole life is finally there"
Guardian Angel: "Ohh honey! it's December 30! your soulmate was just born"
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National give your best friend a cookie day
It's december 19th, so Happy national give your best friend a cookie day!
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On December 9 everybody is going to ask out there crush
In December 9 at 12:00pm you will have to ask out your crush
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National hold hands with a girl for a day
Joe : its December 16 are u gonna hold a girls hand.
Bob: yeah I'm gonna hold Jemima's hand
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you need to know that you're needed wanted missed loved cherished valued appreciated protected believed in awaited
Did you get December 22? I threw it in but they didnt give me a receipt.
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29th December is the day that the biggest dicks is born so if you're lucky and your partner is born in 29th December take a trip down his pants and see for yourself.
Her:So when is your birthday
Him:29th December and you?
Her:wait did you say 29th December?!
Him:yeah why?
Her:how long is your dick?
Him:wtf almost 8 inches lol.
Her:you're e mine.
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Hey whatβs today
December 15th why
Itβs national dumb shit day
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