dick fliss

akin to navel lint. A small fuzz ball or piece of lint that appears in the end of your pee hole.

When I took my flannel pajamies off I noticed I had some dick fliss.

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dick donut

Any hole a guy can stick his dick in.

See also: Richard Donut

A glory hole is the best dick donut.

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Dick-nips

Someone who believes diamonds are green.

Sonic: Hey! put that down! thats an expensive looking diamond!
Shadow: Diamonds aren’t green, Dick-nips.

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Soap Dick

A: When a guy gets soapy water up his urethra after washing his genital area.

B: When an unlucky guy, uneducated in what and what not to use as lube, attempts to use soap to start whacking it

Soap Dick is commonly caused by the old fashioned bar soap (which should be avoided for washing your genital area AT ALL COSTS) but shampoo and body soap are also possible things that can cause Soap Dick. It causes a horribly painful burning sensation throughout the inside of the head of the penis. Soap Dick usually does not go away until you flush out the soapy water by urination, which is extremely painful, but luckily it doesn't last long.

Soap Dick for men is equivalent to a woman getting Sand-a-Vaganosis

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spirit dick

A magical dick summoned by women for sucking purposes when the bullshit has to stop.

It was that moment she went balls to the wall conjured her spirit dick grabbed her crotch and said suck my big ten inch spirit dick!!

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Strange Dick

When you’re married,and afraid to get divorced,so you go on Facebook to scope for strange dick...In addition,you act like you’re single,and put for a relationship status that you’re “In a Relationship”,when your sorry ass is in reality,married...”Hey,Barbara!”....”Is that strange dick you’re dicking down worth it?”...”Is the strange dick worth jeopardizing your marriage?”..............”Fuck,yeah,it is!”

“I don’t want regular dick.”....”I want strange dick(even with all of the STD’s,and COVID-19 floating around!)”....”Fuck it,and everyone else(as long as I get what I want!)”.

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bog dick

Someone who accumulate's human or dog feces on there dick then wanks off and eats the left over fecal matter

Man that dude has shit on his face he must of had a mad bog dick